Avon Rotary Newsletter

Issue #1     2007-07-01

President's Message

Have a great holiday! c u 7-10-07

President Bill

Looking back on...

Tue 6/26 Regular Meeting
Program: RYLA - Canceled
Attendance: MIA were not reported.

Pres. Bill encourages all who missed a meeting to call another MIA and do a make-up together. For nearby make-up options, check the back of our paper directory or the on-line directory of District club meeting times and places. If you do a make-up, please tell Secretary Shirley about it right away, so the right numbers are reported to the District.

Marcia's Notes:

[No notes received this week. HK]
Submitted by Marcia Cameron.

Looking forward to...

The Avon Rotary calendar is also available at http://www.avonrotary.org/calendar.php.

Thoughts for the week

[No thoughts received this week. To encourage members to send me thoughts instead of leaving them up to me, I thought I'd try offending a goodly number... HK]

    Bush Bumper Stickers
     
  1. (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush.
  2. 1/20/09: End of an Error!
  3. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
  4. Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First
  5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
  6. You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time
  7. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President
  8. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
  9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
  10. Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore
  11. America : One Nation, Under Surveillance
  12. They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
  13. Which God Do You Kill For?
  14. Jail to the Chief!
  15. Who Would Jesus Torture?
  16. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade?
  17. Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap
  18. Bad president! No Banana.
  19. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
  20. We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
  21. Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood
  22. Is It Vietnam Yet?
  23. Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either
  24. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
  25. You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
  26. Impeach Cheney First
  27. Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too
  28. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46/gal!
  29. The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
  30. 2004: Embarrassed - 2005: Horrified - 2006: Terrified

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Please submit your favorite sayings, noteworthy events, jokes, and I'll gladly include it here (as long as it is politically / socially / morally / culturally / philosophically / ... correct, of course. :-)

 

The Avon Rotary Newsletter, instigated by Pres. Jim Tompsett, continues to be published weekly during Pres. Bill Wall's reign. Day of issue hovers around the end of the week. If you have any items you think should be included in the newsletter, please send Hans a note by Friday!